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Read Demotivational Poster


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by SRD

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm, #248033
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. ***DANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am, #236764
Ha!


WHY? - Didn't I think of that.


TAGS: zombi treadmill defense
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 25, 2012, 12:10 pm, #236614
The zombies will walk until... No, I'm not going to explain it. Maybe a hint from TLOTR, "You shall not pass!"
Cyberhagen - June 24, 2012, 12:07 pm, #236571
Except in the picture, the treadmills are facing IN..
Swampfox - June 19, 2012, 2:20 pm, #236411
The first treadmills were powered by walking...
Kilted - June 19, 2012, 2:53 am, #236405
Nice plan. Until the power runs out.


I -


TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am, #223664
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm, #223604
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm, #223603
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L


READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.


TAGS: yoda read twilight will not
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Woodywood03c - April 14, 2012, 9:58 pm, #233306
lol
Heartbreakdrake - February 29, 2012, 6:08 am, #230334
Very funny I like good job


REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...


TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am, #238296
U just made my day ;)


Books -




ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm, #177687
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm, #150624
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm, #150623
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm, #150618
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


COAT RACK - $1,795.00


TAGS: tread mill coat rack
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

TheSanityInspector - February 24, 2014, 12:50 pm, #253277
Glad I double-checked: I was about to submit this same gag, having forgotten where I saw it.
motinet - November 15, 2011, 9:13 pm, #225843

LOL!


B.T.S. - Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when Im on a diet


TAGS: bacon fruit bread
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by axe11154

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:16 pm, #232955
no make it 24 large fries and a salad
maoworks2 - April 8, 2012, 12:25 pm, #232942
12 Eggs On The Side Please.


NSA SURVEILLENANCE -


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm, #247913

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm, #247887
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am, #246553
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm, #246540

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm, #246539
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm, #246535
hahahahaha, sorry dale


OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!




SESAME STREET... - breeding what we call muppets today




WINNER / LOSER - Bread - 1 Bird - 0


TAGS: bread bird
Rating: 4.3/5

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SWEET QUOTES - If you can't take a joke... STAY OFF THE INTERNET. - Moooooooooooooooo -


TAGS: forum thread post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 10:27 pm, #187154
I forgive you TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 9:40 pm, #187152
This is obviously a tank. Yup, big ole tank. Take your own advice. PS. Tankity tank tank tank Tankarooo!


IRONY -




THE FRENCH - sneaky bastards


TAGS: we ve already got one
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 10:49 pm, #239275
"Yup, they got everthin' over there set up to make guys like me look stupid!" -Andy
DreMagnum - September 1, 2010, 2:09 pm, #191859
Yeah, I'll be here. No motivation to make anything, but I might comment on some stuff now and then.
Airman - September 1, 2010, 12:55 pm, #191851
Yo Dre.. welcome back! You here for awhile?
DreMagnum - September 1, 2010, 12:38 pm, #191850
I think he used your avatar because of the monty python reference
pharaoh15 - September 1, 2010, 12:21 pm, #191847
I always knew there was an underhanded reason for those types of words.
motinet - September 1, 2010, 9:33 am, #191839

Another good example of funny to visitors AND insiders.
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 9:28 am, #191838

why would anyone, mod, reg, or noob, get in trouble for putting an icon of someone on a poster. everybody.....breathe in....breathe out....breathe in. oh ya....lol.
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 9:14 am, #191836

love the airman...never try to get him in trouble. never. i've crashed and burned a dozen or so insider/tribute posters. i just want to have fun again. i want to post whatever and whoever getsit...gets it.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 8:58 pm, #191767
But thank you for speaking one of the unspeakable words, RealityBlab! Trying to get Airman in trouble, or just a mod for approving it?
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 8:49 pm, #191766
this type of translucent tribute is allowed, as the reader doesn't have to be on the inside to get the humor.
Anonymous2 - August 31, 2010, 8:38 pm, #191763
I don't hate the French language, per se, but I do hate Scrabble cheaters!
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 8:24 pm, #191760

hey...are they letting the insiders and tributes through again? yay!!! are we allowed to have fun again??
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 8:23 pm, #191759

mon dieu, tres bien! mais en vraiment, je suis italien.
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 3:37 pm, #191712
ROR! 5L


BREADMAN THE IMPENETRABLE -


TAGS: breadman impenetrable egyptian riots helmet
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Xraptor79

- February 6, 2011, 11:55 pm, #211770
Please explain, Haw. (WTFO)
Hawamleh - February 6, 2011, 10:46 pm, #211769
it's not as funny when you know why he has the bread up there...
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 8:25 am, #211735

first posters i score highly. good first effort. keep going man


0:2 - At least he was a team player...


TAGS: jesus k d spread
Rating: 2.1/5
wampyre - December 18, 2009, 8:34 am, #146522
the Christinator


HARRY POTTER - The kids book even cats like, sad, pathetic, single cats.


TAGS: cats harry potter reading books
Rating: 3.56/5

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:18 pm, #212349
It would be even funnier if the cat looked like McGonnagal.
SerpentMaster - April 16, 2010, 2:00 am, #171630
i like it


6,992,126,047 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD... - Kinda staggering, right?




21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.


TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by mooooooooooooooooo

TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm, #89298
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm, #89297
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm, #89180
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm, #89179
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think


RACE RELATIONS - Black people totally don't like it when you read on the subway




FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm, #129653
They see me rollin'...


ANGRY DOG - Angry Dog, Is Really ANGRY !




BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet




BRAAAAII-EH?!? - Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.




EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.


TAGS: education reading newspaper sunny
Rating: 4.6/5

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RandomPixilator - December 21, 2010, 12:27 am, #207771
Hence we have Facebook, or tabloids
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 7:33 pm, #207728
thanks
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:38 pm, #207716
great! 5L + fav!


HAPPINESS -




IF YOU CAN READ THIS - You really should be doing something about it


TAGS: barcode if you can read
Rating: 4.29/5

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CloudchaserS - January 13, 2012, 1:30 am, #227534
Does pawing off count?


MEANWHILE... IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... -


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans
Rating: 4.11/5

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Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm, #217020
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm, #217019
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm, #216975
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am, #216972
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am, #216970
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am, #216968
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am, #216967
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am, #216966
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am, #216965
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am, #216964
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am, #216962
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am, #216961
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am, #216955
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am, #216952
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm, #216934
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great sh**, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm, #216928
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few les*****, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm, #216919

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm, #216918
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm, #216916
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm, #216915

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm, #216914
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm, #216913
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm, #216912
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm, #216910
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm, #216909

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm, #216908

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm, #216905
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm, #216902
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?


SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.




CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm, #125653
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm, #125648
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm, #84428
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm, #84424
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm, #84422
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm, #84418
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm, #84366
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm, #84340
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm, #84339
extreme fail


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am, #207782
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm, #186803
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am, #153212
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


BREAD HELMETS - Now that's using your loaf




PERFECT DESIGN - The New World Trade Center


TAGS: i looked all over to see if this was on here already
Rating: 3.59/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 11:06 am, #111903
You are a born-again virgin after 12 months. So after a year, its a brand new picture. 5 conformist lions.
Dort - August 24, 2009, 7:07 pm, #111696
Holy ****, somebody just discovered an eight year old picture.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:32 pm, #111670
And...There's my new desktop background.....5 lions.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm, #111647
110% yes!


REQUIRED READING -


TAGS: reading books seuss timmy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Veracht - April 30, 2010, 5:28 pm, #174133
Seuss is rolling in fits in his grave= of laughter!
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 10:24 pm, #57684
Excellent!!!! I'm heading down to the library to get my copy.


THE PAPER VS. WITCH HUNTER ROBIN - Anime girls in glasses are SCARY!




THE INBRED CAT -


TAGS: cat bread funny
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 16, 2013, 10:50 am, #246648

Thanks, everyone and LAWLS!!~Sorry about your screen, GaryO~~
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 1:49 am, #246639
(to be read in David Attenboroughs voice) The domestic housecat is a cunning hunter. Here, you can see it disguised as a piece of bread in the hopes of being placed face down into tuna fi5h.
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 1:09 am, #246638
OK, it’s late, it’s Saturday night, I’ve got the munchies, and I now have atomized beer and whatever was in my nose on my screen. Thank you, LG.
steve1961 - June 16, 2013, 12:47 am, #246637
*Chortle* Look at Prissy with her "rye" humour...@@
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 12:27 am, #246636
5Looks like the poor thing has a terrible yeast infection.


READING -




NEWSPAPER DRESS -


TAGS: newspaper dress date wrong read
Rating: 4.84/5

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almarpa - August 21, 2010, 4:42 pm, #190302
Thank you folks. I am trying to improve although is dificult
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:05 pm, #190121
Good one almarpa. 5L (no I'm just reading the b00bs... I mean news.)
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:33 am, #190052
Beautiful! Now this is a d*** good and funny fake! 5L alpaca


WHITE BREAD -


TAGS: pzy racism assignment clander white bread
Rating: 4.65/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:35 pm, #217180
i lolled
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:39 am, #217139
If you're promoting white bread, you sure offended me!!! It's not good!! xx


dear abe -


TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick p***e
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm, #246564

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am, #246552
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


BATMAN - The Dork Knight


TAGS: reading makes you become a super hero for some minutes
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by forseti

matt28 - April 5, 2010, 11:48 pm, #169934
Looks like Hitler kinda let himself go.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:51 am, #169668
I think I went to HS with this guy.


WHAT THE HECK... - Oh, I see what you did there.


TAGS: how read
Rating: 3.71/5

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Swampfox - June 28, 2012, 4:29 am, #236714
The lovlerly Mooses
fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:06 am, #236646
Reminds me of: "We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked."


MARRIAGE - You idiot!


TAGS: strongheart readymind fear advice marriage
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:41 pm, #234262
Hahaha I can swear but it *'s a**ume. The irony...I love it.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:40 pm, #234261
ahhh others with exs I a**ume. Should make our own forum lol. Thanks for the comments
mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:11 pm, #234236
so d*** true...
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 1:55 pm, #234215
Amen!


DIRTY KID -




FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: read text in a fat tony simpsons voice
Rating: 3.36/5

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Sean - May 12, 2009, 12:17 am, #79536
Thanks.
THeDRiZ - May 11, 2009, 11:34 pm, #79531
LOVE IT! 5!!!!!!!!!!


CRITICISM -


TAGS: read the text in a steve martin insp clouseau voice
Rating: 3.07/5

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Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:27 pm, #79027
Thanks.
agdaniele - May 9, 2009, 1:26 pm, #79026
Sean, you're the goods... never stop posting.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:19 pm, #79025
*hurt (what the hell's a jurt?)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:19 pm, #79024
I just tried it as Walken and I jurt myself. I have to go lie down until the dizziness passes.
agdaniele - May 9, 2009, 1:15 pm, #79023
Although I did it in a Peter Sellers Clousea voice, it still was brilliant. Not to say I didn't again try out Walken as well.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 12:59 pm, #79022
Thank you. But did you read the text in a Steve Martin Insp. Clousea voice? That's when it really comes alive.
Arrogant Knight - May 9, 2009, 3:26 am, #78984
Beautiful.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:04 am, #78890
Twice, even!
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:04 am, #78889
Next to LAKE TITICACA, I declare this to be my proudest Motifake moment. And it all came together for me once I realized that "Doo Doo" rhymes wtih "Do".


KENNY ROGERS - He's always ready..


TAGS: kenny rogers he s ready
Rating: 2.07/5
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:20 am, #59606
Best chicken I ever had, when his restaurants were in business...


MORGAN FREEMAN -


TAGS: you know you just read that in morgan freemans voice
Rating: 3.4/5

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LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:12 pm, #236919
Every single time!!!!!


THE GOOOH PARTY - You really have to think about how your Acronym is going to sound.




Had To -


TAGS: length breadth depth width yethery
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:31 pm, #261234
HAH!....fav'd


ART -




DREAD - Is that small voice in the back of your head and it is screaming "Why was the seat warm when you sat down!?"


TAGS: dread warm toilet
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:46 pm, #226788

hehe...nice :)


the scar that wouldn't heal -


TAGS: america 9 11 scar freedom scre you nsa reading this
Rating: 4.75/5

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Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:08 pm, #249554
Pretty Cool Dude
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:08 am, #249536
Very nice! Love that song too.


INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: intimidation scarface bread protest
Rating: 4.7/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 6:55 am, #210536
Most excellent.
Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:06 pm, #210521

how you say.....amsome?!?!
agdaniele - January 20, 2011, 3:18 pm, #210375
Masterpiece.


WHO'S THE BOSS -




DEPTH -


TAGS: depth reading between the lines change hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm, #197691
I pm'd you, but i will thank you here as well.
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:54 am, #197660

how is it that a 15yr old man comes up with these jewels? awesome hammy....5 solid


MOBILE RELIEF -




SORROW -




BEST CELL PHONE CALL -


TAGS: had to hold my figs while reading this
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Zealot - April 30, 2010, 3:50 pm, #174106
it is


SUMMER - This Is A Hot One


TAGS: summer is here already
Rating: 3/5

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forseti - June 13, 2010, 5:01 pm, #180189
ERECTION - This Is A Bad Moment


POWER OF PRAYER -


TAGS: painful just to read
Rating: 4.59/5

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Jmac0585 - April 27, 2010, 3:21 pm, #173744
He let his wife talk before him? No, sir. She had it right.
GreyScorpion - April 27, 2010, 2:54 pm, #173740
5 crushed walnuts for that LOL!!


PETA - Mostly nuts. Spread the word.


TAGS: peta spread nuts
Rating: 4.2/5

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twill1962 - August 26, 2012, 10:16 am, #238704
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:35 pm, #235809
HA HA HA!!!
steve1961 - June 4, 2012, 12:21 pm, #235788
I have it on toast with my veal and eggs-along with some seal blubber;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:33 am, #235770
I can’t believe this is real. I mean I do, but my mind is… rejecting the… visual… LOL
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:05 pm, #235713
Excellent! I dug up my password to log in just so I could give you 5L.


ONE DAY AT THE BUTCHER SHOP -


TAGS: veggie told me you had some nice hind quarter already ground
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:02 pm, #152463
Mucho thanks rerun
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:04 pm, #149823

5 kosher pork filled lions


LIFE - You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.




HAMBURGER HELPER - It only works if the hamburger is ready to accept the help it needs.


TAGS: hamburger helper ready accept help
Rating: 3.85/5

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tatespa - February 24, 2012, 2:19 pm, #230082
Unless of course the government dictates that the hamburger HAS to get the help...


WHO READS THE BIBLE THE MOST - Why, The People Who Are Trying To Disprove It The Most, Of Course


TAGS: read it often
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

Krissie - June 20, 2010, 1:51 am, #181016
I must be the exception to this rule. EIGHT years of catholic school was ENOUGH, THANKS.
TokinFire - June 19, 2010, 6:34 pm, #180962
Sad but true.
rerun - June 19, 2010, 3:00 pm, #180951

you want sad? Why do I never see a stolen motifake at another site that has been submitted by Retrochcop? Aren't we good enough to steal from too? That my friend makes me especially sad.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:22 pm, #180943
Truly sad.
Chompers - June 19, 2010, 11:35 am, #180939
Sadly true


Spread the Wealth -


TAGS: marx spread the wealth
Rating: 3.26/5
TheSarge - November 21, 2009, 2:04 am, #138286
Ugh...4 more days and I have to pay taxes again,I managed to miss most of this nonsense.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:00 am, #132472
Hand ups, not hand outs. Regardless, the the govt out of the business of picking winners and losers.
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:20 pm, #132280
As someone who is poor (no job right now) and has no health insurance, I'd at least like the OPPORTUNITY to get rich. If I stay poor, that's MY fault. Don't reward me for contributing NOTHING. Make me earn my way and contribute to society.
rockntractor - October 26, 2009, 12:51 am, #130847
Hey if you have some extra money derek nobodies stopping you from helping some one in need! I could give you some websites where you can give!
Derek - October 19, 2009, 6:52 pm, #128038
Is this not the whole point? Some 50 Million people haven't any form of health care. Some may be lazy, but that doesn't mean one should let the rest grovel the way they do now. What percentage of the military budget will this cost?
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:53 pm, #127780
I never stated we should abandon those who truly need help. They are already being helped under the current system. Obama's socialist view makes it easier for able-bodied but lazy folks to suck the welfare tit even more.
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:49 pm, #127729
Of course, we're not only talking about "able-bodied" people, but even they can have learning difficulties, be insane, be saddled with a number of young children or other dependent relatives.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 11:58 pm, #114029
In the US where there is as much opportunity to succeed as anywhere in the world, how pathetic is it if an able-bodied person can't get it together? Where are you going to go if you can't make something of yourself here?
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 3:47 pm, #113891
Kippers always makes me think of dirty underwear for some reason.
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 2:47 pm, #113876
Confound you Ed-Hyde! You've exposed me for the silver spoon offspring that I really am. I'm going to have to have my Manservant Jeeves do you in...right after he brings me my kippers and toast.
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 2:22 pm, #113870
Well obviously LogicDude, you didn't actually work for those houses. (80+ hours a week, massive amounts of travel and heartache and blood sweat and tears). You must have inherited them, or cheated 'Da System'. You can't earn money honestly, of course.
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 2:07 pm, #113866
If I work my tail off to buy 4 vacation houses why should I HAVE to give one up to feed someone TOO LAZY to do the same?
mw - September 1, 2009, 1:34 pm, #113859
give according to his NEEDS!!!!! it's a socialist policy and I like. stupid rich people don't want to give up their fourth vacation house so people can eat more than one meal a day...
HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:38 am, #72414
Kiss my a**. Get a job and make your own way. Nobamma is a loser.
Karl Marx - November 16, 2008, 3:59 pm, #36865
Thou shalt not use my name in vain.
Yoda - November 16, 2008, 3:56 pm, #36864
Playing with your ***k in Iraq isn't socialism, It's fascism.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:08 pm, #30189
I love how people call Obama a socialist. Georgie Bush just spent a trillion dollars playing with his ***k in Iraq. What's that? It's National Socialism.
Bow Down - October 24, 2008, 3:47 pm, #30128
to the overlord douchebag, his name says it all
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 3:39 pm, #30124
Looks like it's still troll season.
MiddleClass - October 24, 2008, 3:26 pm, #30122
f***in communist wants to ruin this whole d*** country


FOOD BANKS -


TAGS: food bank bread mouse gross
Rating: 3.17/5

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rockntractor - November 28, 2009, 10:25 pm, #140788
The greatest thing since sliced mice?
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 9:07 pm, #140772
Please use black backgrounds, soundsofsugoi. Thank you!


SOUND ADVICE FROM DR. STRANGELOVE -




METICULOUSNESS - Your Failure will touch the lives of others... and probably make them barf.




OMG! - It's Jesus!!! Jesus has returned!


TAGS: jesus wine bread fish
Rating: 1.89/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 21, 2008, 1:50 am, #15842
Yea, turns out Jesus is an acid casualty from the sixties. He's a little OCD about wearing his meals before eating them. We just nod our heads and say "Sure, Jesus, you do what you have to do." sigh.


BAKED-IN GOODNESS -


TAGS: rat baked sliced bread humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 12, 2013, 7:09 pm, #249574

Bwahahahaha...blech!~
Cannabal - September 12, 2013, 7:03 pm, #249573
Mmmmm, ratatouille.


QUOTES FROM THE INTERNET PROPHET -


TAGS: threads
Rating: 4.58/5

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5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:13 am, #191682
AMEN!!!!


BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a dosey-do


TAGS: chicken in the bread pan kickin out dough
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:33 am, #163840
Another 5L Classic
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 10, 2010, 11:19 pm, #163817
Still think the 14 is most beautiful plane ever built! 5
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm, #163811
Oh yeah, thats a 5.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm, #163810
Just don't swing your partner.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:30 pm, #163770
Now, bombenade. 5L


READ BETWEEN THE LINES - It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.


TAGS: read between the lines agree
Rating: 4.3/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:33 am, #232061
I see what you did there 5LL's/5L


OFFICE EQUIPMENT -




RELATIVITY -


TAGS: so slow the f down already
Rating: 4.53/5

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forseti - September 14, 2010, 3:20 am, #193742
ok, now I get your idea... thx ;)
Haarakkon - September 13, 2010, 5:22 pm, #193597
This has nothing to do with joules, mass, antimatter or even Einstein. E=mc2 is an equation that is commonly (note: not necessarily correctly) and vaguely a**ociated with the speed of light and space travel. That's all.
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:39 pm, #193587
Nice one Haar.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 4:06 pm, #193577
i don't know, perhaps the snail is getting scared of the speed. If the snail turns on the headlights will they , oh nevermind
forseti - September 13, 2010, 3:30 pm, #193571
but the snail goes at least as fast as the turtle as long as it stays on the back... O.o
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:21 pm, #193559
the turtle goes fast compared to the snail.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:20 pm, #193558
sorry, even with the tags I don't get it. 2L for the funny pic.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm, #193557
E=mc^2 + k Where k is +/- 4 lions


AGONY -




PIECES AND PARTS (OF A CONVERSATION) -


TAGS: read to the tune of it s raining men
Rating: 4.37/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 4, 2010, 1:35 am, #161655
1 LOL and 5 lions for you, Good Sir.
MO - March 1, 2010, 10:27 pm, #161355
Love the surprise ending!!
CANADA - March 1, 2010, 8:13 pm, #161334
glad to see you're back Moo+
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:53 pm, #161325
Maybe he was chicken Mooo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 1, 2010, 6:04 pm, #161284
"hen he was born"......For the first time ever, I'm giving you less than 5.....4. for bad spelling.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 5:33 pm, #161273
...and the three kids were playing with M80's *psst, it's a joke, live a little will ya"
stygian616 - March 1, 2010, 5:22 pm, #161272
actually pretty racist i am white and i find this quite offensive...NOT ALL MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE ARE TERRORISTS!!!
CANADA - March 1, 2010, 3:08 pm, #161258
LMFAO!!!


REAL HUNGER - Is when the bread you were going to eat is ready to eat you.




RAGE - You bring me so close, Just one more comment, PLEASE......... Give me a reason




TIGHT SECURITY -




TEMPTATION -


TAGS: d*** schadenfreadueopathic mouses
Rating: 3.71/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:25 pm, #163244
Can't add anything to Aggys comment.
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 6:47 pm, #82941
Unparalleled brilliance.


DAMMIT, SEAN!!! - How many times do I have to tell you? THERE'S NO CRYING IN HOCKEY! ~Moooooooooooooooo~


TAGS: stop crying like a godd*** newfie and man up already
Rating: 3.28/5

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DreMagnum - October 9, 2009, 1:25 am, #124956
good southpark episode
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2009, 12:24 am, #124942
I have never really understood this poster or the reasons behind it. But WTF 5.
Sean - September 11, 2009, 5:23 pm, #116987
Hilarious, even if it is soooo wrong. 5 weepy wions.


THE CHUCKLES KERFUFFLE -




HEY LOOK AT THAT ! -




Emperor of Catkind -




CHILDHOOD -




KEEPER OF THE SPREADSHEET - DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA "Keeper of the Spreadsheet!"


TAGS: geek keeper spreadsheet farscape
Rating: 2.12/5

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Kaladon - April 8, 2010, 10:37 am, #170280
Yer thats what it was made for as muggins here is said keeper. Like i said in my email: "13 Years of Education, 8 years in IT, 22 years of using computers and it all comes down to this"
pieman - April 5, 2010, 10:48 am, #169733
Sorry this is getting voted down. I like it. You always have someone like this in every office.


gone -


TAGS: airman retired make the man a tribute poster already legend friend
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:22 am, #247036
it ain't over till the Fat Lady sings
GaryO - June 26, 2013, 8:13 pm, #247027
Some say lo-o-o-o-o-ve, it is a r-i-i-i-iver…aaahOOOOOO….aahOO, aah, aaaahOOOO, that drowwwns a tender reeeed…..aahOOOOOOOOO…..sorry, just thought we needed that right now…pooper sniff?......anyone?
Greeny - June 26, 2013, 7:44 pm, #247025
Easy there steve, some people like to eat while scrolling through place...
steve1961 - June 26, 2013, 12:33 pm, #247016
You are needed. Not just for the great posters (iconic is not too strong a word), but we are desperately in need of more testosterone here...we are one Oprah moment away from GaryO and Mord doing a Bette Midler-esque version of "The Rose"...
Airman - June 25, 2013, 11:23 pm, #247001
very nice.. I am touched. I really missed being part of this..
MissPriss - April 23, 2013, 11:00 am, #245305
Retired huh, well enjoy every minute of it. No matter what else...your avatar was one of the easiest to crop into a poster...sniffle, I mean teehee. 5L for the wonderful send off me Lord.
forseti - April 23, 2013, 2:03 am, #245303
Enjoy your retirement, Landman!
- April 23, 2013, 12:04 am, #245302
Enjoy your retirement Airman, you are missed.
GaryO - April 22, 2013, 9:46 pm, #245300
Amen brother. I didn't know lions could fly until I saw his work.


DIRECTIONS -


TAGS: please read carefully
Rating: 5/5

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STP - October 14, 2013, 9:05 pm, #250419
Something about the guy reminds me of Leonard from "The Big Bang Theory." Maybe the glasses?
curlyrocks - October 14, 2013, 3:21 pm, #250413
If he follows the directions he'll never get out of the sower again, he'll wash rinse and repeat to the end of time.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:16 pm, #250403
Sumtin tells me he uses shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle!
chickenlittle - October 13, 2013, 10:27 am, #250355
Love it! :D


CONNECTIONS -


TAGS: reading books characters
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 12:32 am, #250388
That's awesome. And so true. 5L


Totally -


TAGS: read talk ph**o look oops
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - March 23, 2014, 10:22 pm, #253768
it is
maoworks2 - March 22, 2014, 4:56 pm, #253740
WTF Is This For Real ?


History -


TAGS: history written by victors and women assigning blame does anyone even read the tags silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm, #249690
heh I guess I'm not the only one that reads (and hopefully appreciates) oddball tags
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:47 am, #249682
I also read the tags. I enter appropriate, yet humorous, tags in the form of a sentence to aid in the memorization of words or phrases in aid in the search.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:15 am, #249666
I read them, but they're not meant for reading, they a**ist the search function. 5L


Self Worth -


TAGS: importance greatness sliced bread
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 11, 2014, 8:59 pm, #255679
its the selfless, sacrificial pieces. They make good heros.
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 7:57 pm, #255675
So do 5L freakin' mosquitoes and like the heel from a loaf of bread...I can't for the life of me figure out what that purpose is!


Things I Learned Growing Up -




A Good Author "Nose" -


TAGS: authors writing books reading wunnozedaze
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:06 am, #250725
Thanks for the vote now give me some poop to fling.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 7:43 pm, #250714
Shame on you Missy…baaad monkey, baaaad bad monkey…..5L/fav (flaunt later)


VICIOUS CYCLE -




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