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Read Demotivational Poster

MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?

TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.13/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am

WHY? - Didn't I think of that.

TAGS: zombi treadmill defense
Rating: 4.74/5

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Swampfox - June 25, 2012, 12:10 pm
The zombies will walk until... No, I'm not going to explain it. Maybe a hint from TLOTR, "You shall not pass!"
Cyberhagen - June 24, 2012, 12:07 pm
Except in the picture, the treadmills are facing IN..
Swampfox - June 19, 2012, 2:20 pm
The first treadmills were powered by walking...
Kilted - June 19, 2012, 2:53 am
Nice plan. Until the power runs out.

I -

TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.5/5

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Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L

READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.

TAGS: yoda read twilight will not
Rating: 4.6/5

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Woodywood03c - April 14, 2012, 9:58 pm
Heartbreakdrake - February 29, 2012, 6:08 am
Very funny I like good job

REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...

TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)

Books -

ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...

TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!

COAT RACK - $1,795.00

TAGS: tread mill coat rack
Rating: 4.69/5

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TheSanityInspector - February 24, 2014, 12:50 pm
Glad I double-checked: I was about to submit this same gag, having forgotten where I saw it.
motinet - November 15, 2011, 9:13 pm


B.T.S. - Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when Im on a diet

TAGS: bacon fruit bread
Rating: 4.35/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:16 pm
no make it 24 large fries and a salad
maoworks2 - April 8, 2012, 12:25 pm
12 Eggs On The Side Please.


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale

OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!

SESAME STREET... - breeding what we call muppets today

WINNER / LOSER - Bread - 1 Bird - 0

TAGS: bread bird
Rating: 4.3/5

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SWEET QUOTES - If you can't take a joke... STAY OFF THE INTERNET. - Moooooooooooooooo -

TAGS: forum thread post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 10:27 pm
I forgive you TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 9:40 pm
This is obviously a tank. Yup, big ole tank. Take your own advice. PS. Tankity tank tank tank Tankarooo!


THE FRENCH - sneaky bastards

TAGS: we ve already got one
Rating: 4.61/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 10:49 pm
"Yup, they got everthin' over there set up to make guys like me look stupid!" -Andy
DreMagnum - September 1, 2010, 2:09 pm
Yeah, I'll be here. No motivation to make anything, but I might comment on some stuff now and then.
Airman - September 1, 2010, 12:55 pm
Yo Dre.. welcome back! You here for awhile?
DreMagnum - September 1, 2010, 12:38 pm
I think he used your avatar because of the monty python reference
pharaoh15 - September 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
I always knew there was an underhanded reason for those types of words.
motinet - September 1, 2010, 9:33 am

Another good example of funny to visitors AND insiders.
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 9:28 am

why would anyone, mod, reg, or noob, get in trouble for putting an icon of someone on a poster. everybody.....breathe in....breathe out....breathe in. oh ya....lol.
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 9:14 am

love the airman...never try to get him in trouble. never. i've crashed and burned a dozen or so insider/tribute posters. i just want to have fun again. i want to post whatever and whoever getsit...gets it.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 8:58 pm
But thank you for speaking one of the unspeakable words, RealityBlab! Trying to get Airman in trouble, or just a mod for approving it?
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 8:49 pm
this type of translucent tribute is allowed, as the reader doesn't have to be on the inside to get the humor.
Anonymous2 - August 31, 2010, 8:38 pm
I don't hate the French language, per se, but I do hate Scrabble cheaters!
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 8:24 pm

hey...are they letting the insiders and tributes through again? yay!!! are we allowed to have fun again??
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 8:23 pm

mon dieu, tres bien! mais en vraiment, je suis italien.
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 3:37 pm


TAGS: breadman impenetrable egyptian riots helmet
Rating: 3.81/5

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- February 6, 2011, 11:55 pm
Please explain, Haw. (WTFO)
Hawamleh - February 6, 2011, 10:46 pm
it's not as funny when you know why he has the bread up there...
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 8:25 am

first posters i score highly. good first effort. keep going man

0:2 - At least he was a team player...

TAGS: jesus k d spread
Rating: 2.1/5
wampyre - December 18, 2009, 8:34 am
the Christinator

HARRY POTTER - The kids book even cats like, sad, pathetic, single cats.

TAGS: cats harry potter reading books
Rating: 3.56/5

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:18 pm
It would be even funnier if the cat looked like McGonnagal.
SerpentMaster - April 16, 2010, 2:00 am
i like it

6,992,126,047 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD... - Kinda staggering, right?

21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.

TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think

RACE RELATIONS - Black people totally don't like it when you read on the subway


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...

ANGRY DOG - Angry Dog, Is Really ANGRY !

BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet

BRAAAAII-EH?!? - Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.

EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.

TAGS: education reading newspaper sunny
Rating: 4.6/5

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RandomPixilator - December 21, 2010, 12:27 am
Hence we have Facebook, or tabloids
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 7:33 pm
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:38 pm
great! 5L + fav!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?

TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


IF YOU CAN READ THIS - You really should be doing something about it

TAGS: barcode if you can read
Rating: 4.29/5

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CloudchaserS - January 13, 2012, 1:30 am
Does pawing off count?


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans
Rating: 4.11/5

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Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great sh**, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few les*****, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?

SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


TAGS: read text in a fat tony simpsons voice
Rating: 3.36/5

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Sean - May 12, 2009, 12:17 am
THeDRiZ - May 11, 2009, 11:34 pm
LOVE IT! 5!!!!!!!!!!

BREAD HELMETS - Now that's using your loaf

PERFECT DESIGN - The New World Trade Center

TAGS: i looked all over to see if this was on here already
Rating: 3.59/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 11:06 am
You are a born-again virgin after 12 months. So after a year, its a brand new picture. 5 conformist lions.
Dort - August 24, 2009, 7:07 pm
Holy ****, somebody just discovered an eight year old picture.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:32 pm
And...There's my new desktop background.....5 lions.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
110% yes!


TAGS: reading books seuss timmy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Veracht - April 30, 2010, 5:28 pm
Seuss is rolling in fits in his grave= of laughter!
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 10:24 pm
Excellent!!!! I'm heading down to the library to get my copy.

THE PAPER VS. WITCH HUNTER ROBIN - Anime girls in glasses are SCARY!


TAGS: cat bread funny
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 16, 2013, 10:50 am

Thanks, everyone and LAWLS!!~Sorry about your screen, GaryO~~
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 1:49 am
(to be read in David Attenboroughs voice) The domestic housecat is a cunning hunter. Here, you can see it disguised as a piece of bread in the hopes of being placed face down into tuna fi5h.
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 1:09 am
OK, it’s late, it’s Saturday night, I’ve got the munchies, and I now have atomized beer and whatever was in my nose on my screen. Thank you, LG.
steve1961 - June 16, 2013, 12:47 am
*Chortle* Look at Prissy with her "rye" humour...@@
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 12:27 am
5Looks like the poor thing has a terrible yeast infection.



TAGS: newspaper dress date wrong read
Rating: 4.84/5

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almarpa - August 21, 2010, 4:42 pm
Thank you folks. I am trying to improve although is dificult
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:05 pm
Good one almarpa. 5L (no I'm just reading the b00bs... I mean news.)
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Beautiful! Now this is a d*** good and funny fake! 5L alpaca


TAGS: pzy racism assignment clander white bread
Rating: 4.65/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:35 pm
i lolled
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:39 am
If you're promoting white bread, you sure offended me!!! It's not good!! xx

dear abe -

TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick p***e
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!

BATMAN - The Dork Knight

TAGS: reading makes you become a super hero for some minutes
Rating: 3.81/5

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matt28 - April 5, 2010, 11:48 pm
Looks like Hitler kinda let himself go.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:51 am
I think I went to HS with this guy.

WHAT THE HECK... - Oh, I see what you did there.

TAGS: how read
Rating: 3.71/5

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Swampfox - June 28, 2012, 4:29 am
The lovlerly Mooses
fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:06 am
Reminds me of: "We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked."

MARRIAGE - You idiot!

TAGS: strongheart readymind fear advice marriage
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:41 pm
Hahaha I can swear but it *'s a**ume. The irony...I love it.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:40 pm
ahhh others with exs I a**ume. Should make our own forum lol. Thanks for the comments
mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:11 pm
so d*** true...
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 1:55 pm



TAGS: read the text in a steve martin insp clouseau voice
Rating: 3.07/5

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Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:27 pm
agdaniele - May 9, 2009, 1:26 pm
Sean, you're the goods... never stop posting.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:19 pm
*hurt (what the hell's a jurt?)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:19 pm
I just tried it as Walken and I jurt myself. I have to go lie down until the dizziness passes.
agdaniele - May 9, 2009, 1:15 pm
Although I did it in a Peter Sellers Clousea voice, it still was brilliant. Not to say I didn't again try out Walken as well.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 12:59 pm
Thank you. But did you read the text in a Steve Martin Insp. Clousea voice? That's when it really comes alive.
Arrogant Knight - May 9, 2009, 3:26 am
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:04 am
Twice, even!
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:04 am
Next to LAKE TITICACA, I declare this to be my proudest Motifake moment. And it all came together for me once I realized that "Doo Doo" rhymes wtih "Do".

KENNY ROGERS - He's always ready..

TAGS: kenny rogers he s ready
Rating: 2.07/5
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:20 am
Best chicken I ever had, when his restaurants were in business...


TAGS: you know you just read that in morgan freemans voice
Rating: 3.4/5

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LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:12 pm
Every single time!!!!!

THE GOOOH PARTY - You really have to think about how your Acronym is going to sound.

Had To -

TAGS: length breadth depth width yethery
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:31 pm


DREAD - Is that small voice in the back of your head and it is screaming "Why was the seat warm when you sat down!?"

TAGS: dread warm toilet
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:46 pm

hehe...nice :)

the scar that wouldn't heal -

TAGS: america 9 11 scar freedom scre you nsa reading this
Rating: 4.75/5

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Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:08 pm
Pretty Cool Dude
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:08 am
Very nice! Love that song too.



TAGS: intimidation scarface bread protest
Rating: 4.7/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 6:55 am
Most excellent.
Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:06 pm

how you say.....amsome?!?!
agdaniele - January 20, 2011, 3:18 pm


TAGS: depth reading between the lines change hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
I pm'd you, but i will thank you here as well.
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:54 am

how is it that a 15yr old man comes up with these jewels? awesome hammy....5 solid




TAGS: had to hold my figs while reading this
Rating: 3.19/5

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Zealot - April 30, 2010, 3:50 pm
it is

SUMMER - This Is A Hot One

TAGS: summer is here already
Rating: 3/5

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forseti - June 13, 2010, 5:01 pm
ERECTION - This Is A Bad Moment


TAGS: painful just to read
Rating: 4.59/5

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Jmac0585 - April 27, 2010, 3:21 pm
He let his wife talk before him? No, sir. She had it right.
GreyScorpion - April 27, 2010, 2:54 pm
5 crushed walnuts for that LOL!!

PETA - Mostly nuts. Spread the word.

TAGS: peta spread nuts
Rating: 4.2/5

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twill1962 - August 26, 2012, 10:16 am
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:35 pm
steve1961 - June 4, 2012, 12:21 pm
I have it on toast with my veal and eggs-along with some seal blubber;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:33 am
I can’t believe this is real. I mean I do, but my mind is… rejecting the… visual… LOL
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:05 pm
Excellent! I dug up my password to log in just so I could give you 5L.


TAGS: veggie told me you had some nice hind quarter already ground
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
Mucho thanks rerun
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:04 pm

5 kosher pork filled lions

LIFE - You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

HAMBURGER HELPER - It only works if the hamburger is ready to accept the help it needs.

TAGS: hamburger helper ready accept help
Rating: 3.85/5

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tatespa - February 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
Unless of course the government dictates that the hamburger HAS to get the help...

WHO READS THE BIBLE THE MOST - Why, The People Who Are Trying To Disprove It The Most, Of Course

TAGS: read it often
Rating: 3.28/5

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Krissie - June 20, 2010, 1:51 am
I must be the exception to this rule. EIGHT years of catholic school was ENOUGH, THANKS.
TokinFire - June 19, 2010, 6:34 pm
Sad but true.
rerun - June 19, 2010, 3:00 pm

you want sad? Why do I never see a stolen motifake at another site that has been submitted by Retrochcop? Aren't we good enough to steal from too? That my friend makes me especially sad.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:22 pm
Truly sad.
Chompers - June 19, 2010, 11:35 am
Sadly true

Spread the Wealth -

TAGS: marx spread the wealth
Rating: 3.26/5
TheSarge - November 21, 2009, 2:04 am
Ugh...4 more days and I have to pay taxes again,I managed to miss most of this nonsense.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:00 am
Hand ups, not hand outs. Regardless, the the govt out of the business of picking winners and losers.
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:20 pm
As someone who is poor (no job right now) and has no health insurance, I'd at least like the OPPORTUNITY to get rich. If I stay poor, that's MY fault. Don't reward me for contributing NOTHING. Make me earn my way and contribute to society.
rockntractor - October 26, 2009, 12:51 am
Hey if you have some extra money derek nobodies stopping you from helping some one in need! I could give you some websites where you can give!
Derek - October 19, 2009, 6:52 pm
Is this not the whole point? Some 50 Million people haven't any form of health care. Some may be lazy, but that doesn't mean one should let the rest grovel the way they do now. What percentage of the military budget will this cost?
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
I never stated we should abandon those who truly need help. They are already being helped under the current system. Obama's socialist view makes it easier for able-bodied but lazy folks to suck the welfare tit even more.
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
Of course, we're not only talking about "able-bodied" people, but even they can have learning difficulties, be insane, be saddled with a number of young children or other dependent relatives.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
In the US where there is as much opportunity to succeed as anywhere in the world, how pathetic is it if an able-bodied person can't get it together? Where are you going to go if you can't make something of yourself here?
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 3:47 pm
Kippers always makes me think of dirty underwear for some reason.
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 2:47 pm
Confound you Ed-Hyde! You've exposed me for the silver spoon offspring that I really am. I'm going to have to have my Manservant Jeeves do you in...right after he brings me my kippers and toast.
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 2:22 pm
Well obviously LogicDude, you didn't actually work for those houses. (80+ hours a week, massive amounts of travel and heartache and blood sweat and tears). You must have inherited them, or cheated 'Da System'. You can't earn money honestly, of course.
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 2:07 pm
If I work my tail off to buy 4 vacation houses why should I HAVE to give one up to feed someone TOO LAZY to do the same?
mw - September 1, 2009, 1:34 pm
give according to his NEEDS!!!!! it's a socialist policy and I like. stupid rich people don't want to give up their fourth vacation house so people can eat more than one meal a day...
HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:38 am
Kiss my a**. Get a job and make your own way. Nobamma is a loser.
Karl Marx - November 16, 2008, 3:59 pm
Thou shalt not use my name in vain.
Yoda - November 16, 2008, 3:56 pm
Playing with your ***k in Iraq isn't socialism, It's fascism.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:08 pm
I love how people call Obama a socialist. Georgie Bush just spent a trillion dollars playing with his ***k in Iraq. What's that? It's National Socialism.
Bow Down - October 24, 2008, 3:47 pm
to the overlord douchebag, his name says it all
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 3:39 pm
Looks like it's still troll season.
MiddleClass - October 24, 2008, 3:26 pm
f***in communist wants to ruin this whole d*** country


TAGS: food bank bread mouse gross
Rating: 3.17/5

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rockntractor - November 28, 2009, 10:25 pm
The greatest thing since sliced mice?
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 9:07 pm
Please use black backgrounds, soundsofsugoi. Thank you!


METICULOUSNESS - Your Failure will touch the lives of others... and probably make them barf.

OMG! - It's Jesus!!! Jesus has returned!

TAGS: jesus wine bread fish
Rating: 1.89/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 21, 2008, 1:50 am
Yea, turns out Jesus is an acid casualty from the sixties. He's a little OCD about wearing his meals before eating them. We just nod our heads and say "Sure, Jesus, you do what you have to do." sigh.


TAGS: rat baked sliced bread humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 12, 2013, 7:09 pm

Cannabal - September 12, 2013, 7:03 pm
Mmmmm, ratatouille.


TAGS: threads
Rating: 4.58/5

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5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:13 am

BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a dosey-do

TAGS: chicken in the bread pan kickin out dough
Rating: 4.33/5

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MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:33 am
Another 5L Classic
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 10, 2010, 11:19 pm
Still think the 14 is most beautiful plane ever built! 5
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Oh yeah, thats a 5.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Just don't swing your partner.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
Now, bombenade. 5L

READ BETWEEN THE LINES - It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

TAGS: read between the lines agree
Rating: 4.3/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:33 am
I see what you did there 5LL's/5L



TAGS: so slow the f down already
Rating: 4.53/5

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forseti - September 14, 2010, 3:20 am
ok, now I get your idea... thx ;)
Haarakkon - September 13, 2010, 5:22 pm
This has nothing to do with joules, mass, antimatter or even Einstein. E=mc2 is an equation that is commonly (note: not necessarily correctly) and vaguely a**ociated with the speed of light and space travel. That's all.
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:39 pm
Nice one Haar.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 4:06 pm
i don't know, perhaps the snail is getting scared of the speed. If the snail turns on the headlights will they , oh nevermind
forseti - September 13, 2010, 3:30 pm
but the snail goes at least as fast as the turtle as long as it stays on the back... O.o
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:21 pm
the turtle goes fast compared to the snail.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:20 pm
sorry, even with the tags I don't get it. 2L for the funny pic.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm
E=mc^2 + k Where k is +/- 4 lions



TAGS: read to the tune of it s raining men
Rating: 4.37/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 4, 2010, 1:35 am
1 LOL and 5 lions for you, Good Sir.
MO - March 1, 2010, 10:27 pm
Love the surprise ending!!
CANADA - March 1, 2010, 8:13 pm
glad to see you're back Moo+
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:53 pm
Maybe he was chicken Mooo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 1, 2010, 6:04 pm
"hen he was born"......For the first time ever, I'm giving you less than 5.....4. for bad spelling.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 5:33 pm
...and the three kids were playing with M80's *psst, it's a joke, live a little will ya"
stygian616 - March 1, 2010, 5:22 pm
actually pretty racist i am white and i find this quite offensive...NOT ALL MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE ARE TERRORISTS!!!
CANADA - March 1, 2010, 3:08 pm

REAL HUNGER - Is when the bread you were going to eat is ready to eat you.

RAGE - You bring me so close, Just one more comment, PLEASE......... Give me a reason



TAGS: d*** schadenfreadueopathic mouses
Rating: 3.71/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:25 pm
Can't add anything to Aggys comment.
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 6:47 pm
Unparalleled brilliance.

DAMMIT, SEAN!!! - How many times do I have to tell you? THERE'S NO CRYING IN HOCKEY! ~Moooooooooooooooo~

TAGS: stop crying like a godd*** newfie and man up already
Rating: 3.28/5

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DreMagnum - October 9, 2009, 1:25 am
good southpark episode
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2009, 12:24 am
I have never really understood this poster or the reasons behind it. But WTF 5.
Sean - September 11, 2009, 5:23 pm
Hilarious, even if it is soooo wrong. 5 weepy wions.



Emperor of Catkind -



TAGS: geek keeper spreadsheet farscape
Rating: 2.12/5

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Kaladon - April 8, 2010, 10:37 am
Yer thats what it was made for as muggins here is said keeper. Like i said in my email: "13 Years of Education, 8 years in IT, 22 years of using computers and it all comes down to this"
pieman - April 5, 2010, 10:48 am
Sorry this is getting voted down. I like it. You always have someone like this in every office.

gone -

TAGS: airman retired make the man a tribute poster already legend friend
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:22 am
it ain't over till the Fat Lady sings
GaryO - June 26, 2013, 8:13 pm
Some say lo-o-o-o-o-ve, it is a r-i-i-i-iver…aaahOOOOOO….aahOO, aah, aaaahOOOO, that drowwwns a tender reeeed…..aahOOOOOOOOO…..sorry, just thought we needed that right now…pooper sniff?......anyone?
Greeny - June 26, 2013, 7:44 pm
Easy there steve, some people like to eat while scrolling through place...
steve1961 - June 26, 2013, 12:33 pm
You are needed. Not just for the great posters (iconic is not too strong a word), but we are desperately in need of more testosterone here...we are one Oprah moment away from GaryO and Mord doing a Bette Midler-esque version of "The Rose"...
Airman - June 25, 2013, 11:23 pm
very nice.. I am touched. I really missed being part of this..
MissPriss - April 23, 2013, 11:00 am
Retired huh, well enjoy every minute of it. No matter what else...your avatar was one of the easiest to crop into a poster...sniffle, I mean teehee. 5L for the wonderful send off me Lord.
forseti - April 23, 2013, 2:03 am
Enjoy your retirement, Landman!
- April 23, 2013, 12:04 am
Enjoy your retirement Airman, you are missed.
GaryO - April 22, 2013, 9:46 pm
Amen brother. I didn't know lions could fly until I saw his work.


TAGS: please read carefully
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 1, 2015, 12:03 pm
Conny, you've been foraging in my archives. You are now almost as phukked up as I, almost. Sorry
concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:40 am
Great Take
STP - October 14, 2013, 9:05 pm
Something about the guy reminds me of Leonard from "The Big Bang Theory." Maybe the glasses?
curlyrocks - October 14, 2013, 3:21 pm
If he follows the directions he'll never get out of the sower again, he'll wash rinse and repeat to the end of time.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:16 pm
Sumtin tells me he uses shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle!
chickenlittle - October 13, 2013, 10:27 am
Love it! :D


TAGS: reading books characters
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 12:32 am
That's awesome. And so true. 5L

Totally -

TAGS: read talk ph**o look oops
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - March 23, 2014, 10:22 pm
it is
maoworks2 - March 22, 2014, 4:56 pm
WTF Is This For Real ?

History -

TAGS: history written by victors and women assigning blame does anyone even read the tags silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm
heh I guess I'm not the only one that reads (and hopefully appreciates) oddball tags
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:47 am
I also read the tags. I enter appropriate, yet humorous, tags in the form of a sentence to aid in the memorization of words or phrases in aid in the search.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:15 am
I read them, but they're not meant for reading, they a**ist the search function. 5L

Self Worth -

TAGS: importance greatness sliced bread
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 11, 2014, 8:59 pm
its the selfless, sacrificial pieces. They make good heros.
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 7:57 pm
So do 5L freakin' mosquitoes and like the heel from a loaf of bread...I can't for the life of me figure out what that purpose is!

Things I Learned Growing Up -

A Good Author "Nose" -

TAGS: authors writing books reading wunnozedaze
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:06 am
Thanks for the vote now give me some poop to fling.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 7:43 pm
Shame on you Missy…baaad monkey, baaaad bad monkey…..5L/fav (flaunt later)